Tuesday, January 27, 2004
In anticipation of all the serious blogging that will follow the results of NH, here's something funny, from Opinions You Should Have:|
Bush Nominated Best Actor; Karl Rove, Best Director; Donald Rumsfeld Named For Special Effects
Today, the White House garnered a host of nominations in a crowded field for this year's Academy Awards, stunning director Peter Jackson and actors Tobe Maguire and Uma Thurman.
George W. Bush was named for Best Actor, "for his depiction of an utterly carefree man blissfully leading the nation into war."
Karl Rove was named in the Best Director category for his "stunning manipulation of a difficult medium," and Dick Cheney was nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay for his "scripting of scenario after scenario based on a work of fiction."
Bush was praised for his "convincing portrait of someone actually leading the country" and appearing "almost lifelike" by Sigourney Weaver, who announced the nominations this morning.
"Donald Rumsfeld was not a surprise," said Sid Fleckman of Variety. "The Iraq war was stunning. It may not have shocked and awed the Iraqis, but it certainly wowed us back home!"
Fleckman especially praised the nine-hour long POV shots from tanks driving at breakneck pace through hundreds of miles of desert.
The White House was also garnered nominations for Best Cinematography for its depiction of Bush casually surprising a bunch of handpicked soldiers while holding a fake turkey.
"Now that's Hollywood," said Fleckman.
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