Tuesday, April 19, 2005

What are Justice Kennedy's clerks teaching him?? 

First We Kill All the Internets

Delay on Justice Kennedy:
"Absolutely. We've got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law, not the Constitution of the United States? That's just outrageous," DeLay told Fox News Radio. "And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous."
Heh. Indeed.
I realize Atrios doesn't really add anything, but his title is so good, I had to steal it.

My guess is that some evil liberal clerk, some guy so liberal he voted for Bush twice and thought the Clinton impeachment was a stone groove, used those skills he learned at that training ground for the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy known as the University of Chicago Law School to corrupt Justice Kennedy by unleashing the powers of the Internets. Only at a place as liberal and diabolical and terrorist-loving as U of C would you learn that you can do legal research on...the Internets. They also probably downloaded a lot of porn. Lots of porn.

UPDATE: Ah, to live in a state with the best Senate contingent in the country. Durbin:
"Has the Internet become the devil's workshop?" said Dick Durbin of Illinois, the Senate's No. 2 Democrat. "Is it some infernal machine now that needs to be avoided by all right-thinking Americans?
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