Friday, August 06, 2004


Apparently, George W. Bush is now against legacy admissions to Yale. This is somewhat akin to Justice Thomas being opposed to affirmative action.

On a related note, I am now against admitting theatre majors from Otterbein to the University of Chicago. The last thing my alma mater needs is those fruit cakes prancing about its hallowed halls.

(A harsher comparison would be my intellectual opposition to most legalized gambling and the lottery coupled with my frequent poker-playing trips to Gary, IN.)
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