Wednesday, October 13, 2004

O'There Simply Is No God 

It's going to take a long time - a long time - before I can fully digest the magnitude of the hilarity/sadness involving the Bill O'Reilly law suit that was filed today. (Read here. In the name of God, read there.)

I will therefore only point out that, today, in a court of law, the following statement was included in a complaint:
During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reilly's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.
For the record, I don't think I believe this - but it sounds like some of the conversations may have been taped. I take it back, this proves that there almost certainly is a just, loving God.
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