Sunday, January 16, 2005
Corey Fuck Face Piece of Shit Dillon
On the CBS right now, the entire CBS sports crew is collectively getting on its knees and blowing Corey Dillon. Shannon Sharpe said getting Corey Dillon from Cincinnati was the biggest steal since the Louisiana Purchase. Bonnie Bernstein said she talked to Corey Dillon, who wondered aloud how amazing his career could have been had he been able to spend it all in New England - rather than having to suffer for years in Cincinnati. But, he said, those years in Cincinnati built his character and made him a stronger person.
Oh, how Corey Dillon must have suffered during those character-building years he spent on the edges of civilization. What agony he must have endured when he was paid millions of dollars to play football. This is in addition to the terrible tragedy he endured when his wife yelled at him and ran into a phone that he was holding - and the subsequent humiliation brought upon him when the local police foolishly thought this seemed like domestic battery. Thank the Lord these shackles were broken and he is now able to sore to amazing heights in New England.
Of course, one reason Corey Dillon had to play in Hellinatti was because every other professional team - including the Bengals - decided he wasn't worth a first round pick. (The Bengals took him in the second round.) The reason they thought this is because they correctly believed that he had a character problem. Oh, and Shannon Sharpe, the reason the Bengals traded him is because he announced publicly that he hated the Bengals; he called Willie Anderson - an All-Pro offensive lineman who had his first holding penalty in half a decade this year - a "bum." And, most awesomely, he said he would rather flip burgers than play for the Bengals - then immediately changed his mind when he decided to accept millions of dollars to play for them rather than sit out a year. Finally, he finished this year by throwing his pads into the stands and quitting - then spent the offseason driving down his trade value to screw over the one team in football that was originally willing to give him a chance.
Anyone can have "strong character" on a 14-2 team that won the Super Bowl last year. Character is revealed when times are "tough" - and - to the extent that being on an NFL team can be a time that is "tough" - when he played on bad teams Corey Dillon revealed that he has no character. He's the one who is a "bum", and a disgrace to the NFL, and I for one hope the Steelers kick the Patriots' ass next week. (Assuming, by the way, no miracle Colts comeback in the next few minutes.) Corey Dillon is a fucking awesome football player - I've said this many times - but over the past few years has revealed himself to be a terrible person. I'd rather go 8-8 without him than 14-2 with him.
Also, I favor Democratic political policies over Republican ones (to keep this post in line with what is allegedly the theme of this blog.)
God bless the Cincinnati Bengals.
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Oh, how Corey Dillon must have suffered during those character-building years he spent on the edges of civilization. What agony he must have endured when he was paid millions of dollars to play football. This is in addition to the terrible tragedy he endured when his wife yelled at him and ran into a phone that he was holding - and the subsequent humiliation brought upon him when the local police foolishly thought this seemed like domestic battery. Thank the Lord these shackles were broken and he is now able to sore to amazing heights in New England.
Of course, one reason Corey Dillon had to play in Hellinatti was because every other professional team - including the Bengals - decided he wasn't worth a first round pick. (The Bengals took him in the second round.) The reason they thought this is because they correctly believed that he had a character problem. Oh, and Shannon Sharpe, the reason the Bengals traded him is because he announced publicly that he hated the Bengals; he called Willie Anderson - an All-Pro offensive lineman who had his first holding penalty in half a decade this year - a "bum." And, most awesomely, he said he would rather flip burgers than play for the Bengals - then immediately changed his mind when he decided to accept millions of dollars to play for them rather than sit out a year. Finally, he finished this year by throwing his pads into the stands and quitting - then spent the offseason driving down his trade value to screw over the one team in football that was originally willing to give him a chance.
Anyone can have "strong character" on a 14-2 team that won the Super Bowl last year. Character is revealed when times are "tough" - and - to the extent that being on an NFL team can be a time that is "tough" - when he played on bad teams Corey Dillon revealed that he has no character. He's the one who is a "bum", and a disgrace to the NFL, and I for one hope the Steelers kick the Patriots' ass next week. (Assuming, by the way, no miracle Colts comeback in the next few minutes.) Corey Dillon is a fucking awesome football player - I've said this many times - but over the past few years has revealed himself to be a terrible person. I'd rather go 8-8 without him than 14-2 with him.
Also, I favor Democratic political policies over Republican ones (to keep this post in line with what is allegedly the theme of this blog.)
God bless the Cincinnati Bengals.
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