Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Insurgent Threats in War on Christmas
The insurgents in the War on Christmas are gathering strength. One leader, Dennis Hastert, is finally making a stand for Christmas.
Have the secularists considered that the Christmas-celebrators don't want them here? We all recall the days before the war. Secular liberals like George Soros claimed to secular liberals like me and Goldberg that we would be greeted as liberators. I think we all remember when the members of several Chicago-land churches gleefully tore down the statute of Santa Clause in our city square when we first invaded. But such gestures are looking like a distant memory.
Now, the insurgents like House Speaker Dennis Hastert are threatening to fight against the secularists. Can they win? Yes, Christmas is suppressed for now - according to Bill O'Reilly we can't even utter "Merry Christmas" in stores without fear of reprisal. But what will happen if they withdraw? How can the secularists declare victory? What is their exit strategy? How long before they demand that their leaders bring back their pre-war, secular, liberal everyday lives of cashing welfare checks and having unprotected, pre-marital anal and oral sex?
God damn, this war is fucking hell. When will it end?
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If it's a spruce tree adorned with 10,000 lights and 5,000 ornaments displayed on the Capitol grounds in December, it's a Christmas tree and that's what it should be called, says House Speaker Dennis Hastert.Will Hastert use his influence to launch suicide attacks on the secular liberal soldiers that currently occupy the U.S.?
Hastert, R-Ill., in a letter to the Architect of the Capitol, recommended that the annual Capitol Holiday Tree, as it has been called the past several years, be renamed the Capitol Christmas Tree.
"I strongly urge that we return to this tradition and join the White House, countless other public institutions and millions of American families in celebrating the holiday season with a Christmas tree," Hastert wrote to Architect Alan Hantman.
His office said the tree began to be referred to as the Holiday Tree in the 1990s. Spokesman Ron Bonjean said the reasons were unclear.
Have the secularists considered that the Christmas-celebrators don't want them here? We all recall the days before the war. Secular liberals like George Soros claimed to secular liberals like me and Goldberg that we would be greeted as liberators. I think we all remember when the members of several Chicago-land churches gleefully tore down the statute of Santa Clause in our city square when we first invaded. But such gestures are looking like a distant memory.
Now, the insurgents like House Speaker Dennis Hastert are threatening to fight against the secularists. Can they win? Yes, Christmas is suppressed for now - according to Bill O'Reilly we can't even utter "Merry Christmas" in stores without fear of reprisal. But what will happen if they withdraw? How can the secularists declare victory? What is their exit strategy? How long before they demand that their leaders bring back their pre-war, secular, liberal everyday lives of cashing welfare checks and having unprotected, pre-marital anal and oral sex?
God damn, this war is fucking hell. When will it end?
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